A subpar February 14th will have you wake up on February 15th asking yourself a few questions. Who needs love when all chocolates are 50% off? Who needs love when onlyfans subscriptions are 50% off? Who needs love when you spend $200 on brunch only for her to not post who’s on the other side of the table, or take a photo of you from the neck down like you’re fucking Wizard Kelly. Love will have you waking up at 3 in the morning on your couch fully-clothed with a thumping headache, looking for Advil while you heat up some leftover spaghetti. The spaghetti was pretty fire though. All my L’s turn to W’s it was all worth it.
BTW, Kalan, and Cypress are 2/2, plus Mozzy murked this! Listen below.